“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

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I understand what you mean by that, but at the same time your comment to Diane, in my opinion, is a little out of line. Obviously you have never experienced nor witnessed the type of corruption within the criminal justice system the sites are referring to. This is coming from someone majoring in criminal justice and know first hand about the types of corruption the sites do refer to. No police officer is trained to steal drugs from seizures and sell them, nor should they be aloud to let their power to get to their heads. No officer who resort to any of the behaviors that the sites describes, in my opinion, deserve to have a badge. Ask any officer who works hard to make a good reputation for themselves that is tarnished in an instant because they work in the same police department as the corrupt officer/officers. My professer, a Federal agent, will tell you the same thing. The criminal justice system itself acknowledges the problem, why can’t you?